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TEEN WOLF AU || The Hangover

Scott’s getting married in three days and Stiles has been planning the bachelor party of a lifetime to celebrate the last few days of being an untied man. However, only chaos can come from three werewolves and a human descending on the strip in Las Vegas. And when they wake up to find Scott missing, their hangovers aren’t the only things they have to worry about.
For a moment Stiles is silent, biting his bottom lip because he’s not sure how to go about explaining this horribly shitty situation. Derek’s leaning back against the car behind him, staring at the ground like it’s the most interesting thing in the world, and Jackson’s got one of the Camaro’s doors open and is sitting sideways in the seat to get out of the sun. “Jeez, Al, we fucked up, like on a scale of one to ten, it’s definitely a twenty. We…shit, things in Vegas got out of hand and we lost Scott.”
“What?” There’s a forced breath from Allison who’s probably clutching the phone like a lifeline right now. Stiles awkwardly shuffles on the spot and rubs a hand over his forehead in agitation.
“Shit, things just…we can’t find Scott—“
“But we’re getting married in five hours,” Allison sounds worried, like this could suddenly be some shitty werewolf thing instead of Las Vegas chewing them up and shitting them out.
“Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to happen…” Stiles glances meekly back at Derek and Jackson, their faces drawn and eyes bloodshot from no sleep and a diet of alcohol for the past twenty-four hours.
STORY FOR IT HERE!

TEEN WOLF AU || The Hangover

Scott’s getting married in three days and Stiles has been planning the bachelor party of a lifetime to celebrate the last few days of being an untied man. However, only chaos can come from three werewolves and a human descending on the strip in Las Vegas. And when they wake up to find Scott missing, their hangovers aren’t the only things they have to worry about.

For a moment Stiles is silent, biting his bottom lip because he’s not sure how to go about explaining this horribly shitty situation. Derek’s leaning back against the car behind him, staring at the ground like it’s the most interesting thing in the world, and Jackson’s got one of the Camaro’s doors open and is sitting sideways in the seat to get out of the sun. “Jeez, Al, we fucked up, like on a scale of one to ten, it’s definitely a twenty. We…shit, things in Vegas got out of hand and we lost Scott.”

“What?” There’s a forced breath from Allison who’s probably clutching the phone like a lifeline right now. Stiles awkwardly shuffles on the spot and rubs a hand over his forehead in agitation.

“Shit, things just…we can’t find Scott—“

“But we’re getting married in five hours,” Allison sounds worried, like this could suddenly be some shitty werewolf thing instead of Las Vegas chewing them up and shitting them out.

“Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to happen…” Stiles glances meekly back at Derek and Jackson, their faces drawn and eyes bloodshot from no sleep and a diet of alcohol for the past twenty-four hours.

STORY FOR IT HERE!


TEEN WOLF AU: Halloween Party


It’s that time of year again and teens will use any excuse to throw a party and get wasted. It just so happens that some second stringer no-name rich kid has invited the entirety of the lacrosse team and most of the school. As it’s halloween, costumes are a must.
Stiles thinks it’s finally time for him to show off his badass Captain America costume, paying homage to the Avengers movie and all its greatness. However, Derek felt the need to follow Erica, Boyd, and Isaac to the party to make sure they behaved, but his fellow pack members wouldn’t let him simply creep in the corner without a costume. Let’s just say, Stiles won’t be the only Captain America at this party.
“Why do you ruin everything? There’s no way my ass would ever look that good in spandex. Now there is no way I’m getting laid tonight.” 
Derek grunts lightly, a predatory grin alighting across his mouth briefly, “I think your ass looks just fine.” 

TEEN WOLF AU: Halloween Party

It’s that time of year again and teens will use any excuse to throw a party and get wasted. It just so happens that some second stringer no-name rich kid has invited the entirety of the lacrosse team and most of the school. As it’s halloween, costumes are a must.

Stiles thinks it’s finally time for him to show off his badass Captain America costume, paying homage to the Avengers movie and all its greatness. However, Derek felt the need to follow Erica, Boyd, and Isaac to the party to make sure they behaved, but his fellow pack members wouldn’t let him simply creep in the corner without a costume. Let’s just say, Stiles won’t be the only Captain America at this party.

“Why do you ruin everything? There’s no way my ass would ever look that good in spandex. Now there is no way I’m getting laid tonight.” 

Derek grunts lightly, a predatory grin alighting across his mouth briefly, “I think your ass looks just fine.” 


TEEN WOLF AU: On the prowl.

Isaac finds a hurt dog skulking around his backyard. Or least he thought it was a dog. When he eventually gets the timid animal back to the vet’s office he works for, Dr. Deaton informs him it’s actually a wolf. Needless to say, it’s taken some liking to Isaac and follows him around quite a bit. 

He’s grateful, considering his father’s abuse weighs heavily on his shoulders, making it nice to have a companion. Surprisingly, his dad doesn’t argue much when he asks to keep the animal, stating something to the likes of, ‘it’s your own fuckin’ responsibility.’ And that was that. 

If he finds it a little weird that the wolf waits for him outside of school and even until after lacrosse practice, he doesn’t say anything to anybody about it. And he definitely doesn’t tell anyone about the way the wolf actually seems to understand him sometimes.

It’s only after he wakes one Saturday morning to find the wolf not sleeping on the floor next to his bed and his bedroom door ajar, that Isaac finally discovers some sort of truth…well actually he walks into the kitchen to find a completely naked teen scarfing down a loaf of bread. The only thing Isaac can think is, ‘thank God my dad’s still asleep.’ 

After a confusing talk over, ‘who the hell are you’ Isaac discovers it’s the wolf and that there’s such things as werewolves, alphas, betas, omegas, and packs.

“Oh my god, why are you naked?” Isaac very nearly shrieks.

“No comment?” The boy mumbles way too cheerily for someone who’s just been caught breaking and entering in the nude.

“This is definitely not a situation where you can claim that.”


CHAPTER TWO OF STARING AT THE SUN IS UP (Also known as the SURF AU)
Thanks for all the comments! They were lovely and made me write really super fast, which is hilarious because I was super busy this week and I’m surprised I even got a chapter out on time! Lol. Thanks!!!! <3

CHAPTER TWO OF STARING AT THE SUN IS UP (Also known as the SURF AU)

Thanks for all the comments! They were lovely and made me write really super fast, which is hilarious because I was super busy this week and I’m surprised I even got a chapter out on time! Lol. Thanks!!!! <3


motherfuckingteenwolf:

TEEN WOLF AU || Derek’s a badass surfer.

It’s the spring break of his senior year and Stiles doesn’t know how they convinced their parents, but they did and suddenly they’re traveling southwest to California’s beautiful coast. Hell, he’s not even pissed that they’re all crammed in some fading yellow VW van and has to share a seat with Jackson…at least Danny’s sitting on the other side of him. They’re staying in a beach house that they all put money towards but Jackson and Lydia weren’t going to allow them to stay in a shit hole so the house is actually really nice. Stiles feels a little left out of the whole ‘couples’ thing but that changes when he sorta meets-hits this guy, Derek, who’s amazing at surfing but a little on the sourpuss side. Stilinski may or may not pester the man into teaching him how to surf…
“Just shut the fuck up and paddle.”
“I’m not quite sure ‘shutting the fuck up’ is suddenly going to make me amazing at surfing and—”
Derek simply growls.
(Edit: Story is being written. &lt;3 Just heads up!)


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IT IS -&gt; Teen Wolf AU fanfic.

motherfuckingteenwolf:

TEEN WOLF AU || Derek’s a badass surfer.

It’s the spring break of his senior year and Stiles doesn’t know how they convinced their parents, but they did and suddenly they’re traveling southwest to California’s beautiful coast. Hell, he’s not even pissed that they’re all crammed in some fading yellow VW van and has to share a seat with Jackson…at least Danny’s sitting on the other side of him. They’re staying in a beach house that they all put money towards but Jackson and Lydia weren’t going to allow them to stay in a shit hole so the house is actually really nice. Stiles feels a little left out of the whole ‘couples’ thing but that changes when he sorta meets-hits this guy, Derek, who’s amazing at surfing but a little on the sourpuss side. Stilinski may or may not pester the man into teaching him how to surf…

“Just shut the fuck up and paddle.”

“I’m not quite sure ‘shutting the fuck up’ is suddenly going to make me amazing at surfing and—”

Derek simply growls.

(Edit: Story is being written. <3 Just heads up!)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IT IS -> Teen Wolf AU fanfic.


In honor of the season finale and the fact that my heart has literally exploded and then rebuilt itself, I will be posting the first chapter of the SURF AU by the end of this week.
(If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, it was THIS AU graphic that I made.)
I know, I know, I know, everyone&#8217;s been wondering where it is and what not but honestly it just took a lot of time getting the plot line down and then writing and tweaking it until I liked it. (: Thanks for being patient! Stay tuned for the reveal on Friday night!

In honor of the season finale and the fact that my heart has literally exploded and then rebuilt itself, I will be posting the first chapter of the SURF AU by the end of this week.

(If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it was THIS AU graphic that I made.)

I know, I know, I know, everyone’s been wondering where it is and what not but honestly it just took a lot of time getting the plot line down and then writing and tweaking it until I liked it. (: Thanks for being patient! Stay tuned for the reveal on Friday night!


TEEN WOLF AU || Derek&#8217;s a reclusive/slightly alcoholic writer.

He&#8217;s famous, not that anyone can approach him about it&#8230;Derek&#8217;s notoriously testy, and let&#8217;s just say that doesn&#8217;t win him any fans, but his books sure do. His favorite habit includes taking his portable typewriter and frequenting his favorite bar only a block away from his apartment. Derek drinks&#8230;and drinks, and suddenly words start flowing on the page from that imaginative spot he feels unable to tap unless alcohol is involved. It&#8217;s a thing, it just happens and he&#8217;s not quite sure why. Either way, when this new kid comes into his fortress of solitude, it shatters everything that had been precariously put in place. No matter how much he drinks it&#8217;s just not doing the trick anymore and he&#8217;s frustrated, blaming this kid for ruining the atmosphere or something, blaming him for anything just to keep his mind from tackling the idea that maybe he should lay some blame on himself. When this kid keeps coming in and bothering him Derek just can&#8217;t think straight and fuck&#8230;he&#8217;s not quite sure what happened, but he wakes up the next morning with a bed full of&#8230;of this kid and a feeling welling in his stomach that this feels right. And maybe just maybe, this is taking his writing in a different direction&#8230;
&#8220;So, like a scotch on the rocks part of the process or what?&#8221; There&#8217;s something teasing behind those irises that slip almost genially across Derek&#8217;s features.
&#8220;Something like that,&#8221; he defensively swirls the drink in its glass.
&#8220;Sooooo, what else is part of the process?&#8221; Derek figures it was a hallucination complete with audio. That kid did not just raise one eyebrow and cock his head, that kid did not just flirt with him. No. Oh fuck.

TEEN WOLF AU || Derek’s a reclusive/slightly alcoholic writer.

He’s famous, not that anyone can approach him about it…Derek’s notoriously testy, and let’s just say that doesn’t win him any fans, but his books sure do. His favorite habit includes taking his portable typewriter and frequenting his favorite bar only a block away from his apartment. Derek drinks…and drinks, and suddenly words start flowing on the page from that imaginative spot he feels unable to tap unless alcohol is involved. It’s a thing, it just happens and he’s not quite sure why. Either way, when this new kid comes into his fortress of solitude, it shatters everything that had been precariously put in place. No matter how much he drinks it’s just not doing the trick anymore and he’s frustrated, blaming this kid for ruining the atmosphere or something, blaming him for anything just to keep his mind from tackling the idea that maybe he should lay some blame on himself. When this kid keeps coming in and bothering him Derek just can’t think straight and fuck…he’s not quite sure what happened, but he wakes up the next morning with a bed full of…of this kid and a feeling welling in his stomach that this feels right. And maybe just maybe, this is taking his writing in a different direction…

“So, like a scotch on the rocks part of the process or what?” There’s something teasing behind those irises that slip almost genially across Derek’s features.

“Something like that,” he defensively swirls the drink in its glass.

“Sooooo, what else is part of the process?” Derek figures it was a hallucination complete with audio. That kid did not just raise one eyebrow and cock his head, that kid did not just flirt with him. No. Oh fuck.


TEEN WOLF AU || Derek&#8217;s a badass surfer.

It&#8217;s the spring break of his senior year and Stiles doesn&#8217;t know how they convinced their parents, but they did and suddenly they&#8217;re traveling southwest to California&#8217;s beautiful coast. Hell, he&#8217;s not even pissed that they&#8217;re all crammed in some fading yellow VW van and has to share a seat with Jackson&#8230;at least Danny&#8217;s sitting on the other side of him. They&#8217;re staying in a beach house that they all put money towards but Jackson and Lydia weren&#8217;t going to allow them to stay in a shit hole so the house is actually really nice. Stiles feels a little left out of the whole &#8216;couples&#8217; thing but that changes when he sorta meets-hits this guy, Derek, who&#8217;s amazing at surfing but a little on the sourpuss side. Stilinski may or may not pester the man into teaching him how to surf&#8230;
&#8220;Just shut the fuck up and paddle.&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m not quite sure &#8216;shutting the fuck up&#8217; is suddenly going to make me amazing at surfing and—&#8221;
Derek simply growls.
(Edit: Story is being written. &lt;3 Just heads up!)

TEEN WOLF AU || Derek’s a badass surfer.

It’s the spring break of his senior year and Stiles doesn’t know how they convinced their parents, but they did and suddenly they’re traveling southwest to California’s beautiful coast. Hell, he’s not even pissed that they’re all crammed in some fading yellow VW van and has to share a seat with Jackson…at least Danny’s sitting on the other side of him. They’re staying in a beach house that they all put money towards but Jackson and Lydia weren’t going to allow them to stay in a shit hole so the house is actually really nice. Stiles feels a little left out of the whole ‘couples’ thing but that changes when he sorta meets-hits this guy, Derek, who’s amazing at surfing but a little on the sourpuss side. Stilinski may or may not pester the man into teaching him how to surf…

“Just shut the fuck up and paddle.”

“I’m not quite sure ‘shutting the fuck up’ is suddenly going to make me amazing at surfing and—”

Derek simply growls.

(Edit: Story is being written. <3 Just heads up!)


motherfuckingteenwolf:

TEEN WOLF AU || Derek is a substitute at Beacon Hills High School
(For ANON, I’m writing the story for it now. Just thought I’d earn brownie points and make a graphic too.)

Stiles and Scott find themselves faced with a new task when Derek takes a more offensive position by becoming a sub at their school. Now he can keep an eye on his new pack and a certain talkative teen…
“Did he see me?”
“Stiles…you were hiding behind a magazine, of course he saw you.”
“Damn it.”


Reblogging to let everyone know a fic is started for this here&#8217;s the link&#160;: clickyclicky (:

motherfuckingteenwolf:

TEEN WOLF AU |Derek is a substitute at Beacon Hills High School

(For ANON, I’m writing the story for it now. Just thought I’d earn brownie points and make a graphic too.)

Stiles and Scott find themselves faced with a new task when Derek takes a more offensive position by becoming a sub at their school. Now he can keep an eye on his new pack and a certain talkative teen…

“Did he see me?”

“Stiles…you were hiding behind a magazine, of course he saw you.”

“Damn it.”

Reblogging to let everyone know a fic is started for this here’s the link : clickyclicky (:


TEEN WOLF AU || Stiles is sick, and Derek&#8217;s more than a little worried.

Stiles is looking miserable as of late and everyone&#8217;s starting to question his behavior. He&#8217;s caught something, not just a little cold, or even a week long flu&#8230;actually, he&#8217;s not quite sure what he&#8217;s got, but he knows one thing, it doesn&#8217;t seem to be getting better. Derek&#8217;s pulling his &#8216;I&#8217;m worried but I&#8217;m just going to snarl and growl orders&#8217;. Soon, the whole pack&#8217;s frantically looking for answers and reaching to somewhat unconventional sources for any and all help. 
&#8220;I&#8217;m just trying.&#8221; 
Steely blue-green irises glimmer red at their mate&#8217;s dour complexion and hollow eyes, obviously wishing he could figure out this fucking problem, if not for Stiles, but for his own sanity. He&#8217;d barely been home in the past week, exhaustion pooling at the edges of his consciousness, but he couldn&#8217;t leave. Not now.
(For ANON, hope this is what you were thinking&#8230;writing fic for it now)
(I hope it looks like Stiles is sick, I tried to make some photoshop magic lol.)

TEEN WOLF AU || Stiles is sick, and Derek’s more than a little worried.

Stiles is looking miserable as of late and everyone’s starting to question his behavior. He’s caught something, not just a little cold, or even a week long flu…actually, he’s not quite sure what he’s got, but he knows one thing, it doesn’t seem to be getting better. Derek’s pulling his ‘I’m worried but I’m just going to snarl and growl orders’. Soon, the whole pack’s frantically looking for answers and reaching to somewhat unconventional sources for any and all help. 

“I’m just trying.” 

Steely blue-green irises glimmer red at their mate’s dour complexion and hollow eyes, obviously wishing he could figure out this fucking problem, if not for Stiles, but for his own sanity. He’d barely been home in the past week, exhaustion pooling at the edges of his consciousness, but he couldn’t leave. Not now.

(For ANON, hope this is what you were thinking…writing fic for it now)

(I hope it looks like Stiles is sick, I tried to make some photoshop magic lol.)